Top Ten 80s Pop Music Beers

Supporting a small-town brewery on the coast that got walloped by Hurricane Michael last year.
There's a state forest called Tate's Hell between here and there.
Tate's Helles
reminded me of a note I've had floating around in drafts for a while; figured I'd dust it off and publish it. A little Dave Letterman fanfic.
Okay, folks, welcome back to the show. Let's open it up, Paul...
[pretaped Top Ten intro rolls]
Thanks, folks.
[ruffles cards]
Here we go. Paul, some beer music, please... it's time for Top Ten 1980s Pop Music Beers!
[applause, laughter, attempted oompah music]
That's right, 1980s beers, to do with the popular music here we go number 10... "Hop for Teacher!"
[enthusiastic applause]
Number 9... "Bock Lobster!"
[enthusiastic applause]
Number 8... "Helles for Children!"
[smattering of applause, sounds of confusion]
Number 7... "Gosebusters! Goooooosebusters!"
[wild applause]
They like those Gose Busters, eh Will? Number 6... Paul do you know about this one? "What About Mead? Mead! What About MEAD!"
[applause]
Number 5... Number 5... "Weisse It Always This Way." Actually I think that's from the 70s. Paul?
[Paul nods, that's a 70s tune.]
Number 4! Number 4. "You Bitter You Bet!"
[wild applause]
Number 3... "A New Saison!"
[smattering of applause]
Number 2. Number twooooooo. "Will Your Anchor Steam Hold?"
[pause]
Oh, folks, I'm sorry. That's a Top Ten song from EIGHTEEN EIGHTY-TWO! 1882!
[laughter]
And the Number One 1980s pop music beer.....
STOUT!"